One night Sandra woke up and herd a voice saying”I’m gonna get you!” so she goes down stairs and she hears the voice again “im gonna get you!”so she goes into the kitchen and hears it again”im gonna get you!”she opens the cupboard and opens a box in the cupboard and see’s her brother picking his nose!!!!!!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwÂ
1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Robert
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
6. The Kid’s Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad, Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. All Cats Go To Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s It, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16 The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. You’ve Got Hepatitis B, Charlie Brown
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet be Friends?
27. Curious George In The Greyhound Station Men’s Room
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
29. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things from your Nose
30. Dick, Jane, and Spot Wander into The ‘Hood’.
31. The Tickling Babysitter
32. The Grinch’s Ten Inches
33. Controlling the playground: Respect through Fear
34. The Little Engine that Could Becomes Intoxicated and Kills A Few Pedestrians.
35. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
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Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother. He says, “I know the whole truth.”
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His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.”
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Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”
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The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.”
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Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
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The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your daddy a great big hug!”