yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow
Monday, March 26th, 2007that she makes the sun jealous.
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yo mamma so old
Monday, March 26th, 2007yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live
Psyched Up
Monday, March 26th, 2007| Â |
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?” Â
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A basketball coach?” |
Three Couples, No Sex
Sunday, March 25th, 2007Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.
The retired couple said it was no problem at all.
The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.
The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.
”Can of PAINT!” exclaimed the minister.
”Yeah,” said the newlywed man. ”She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.”
The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.
”That’s okay,” said the man. ”We’re not welcome in Home Depot either.”
Rooster and Owl
Sunday, March 25th, 2007What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?
A cock that stays up all night!
Carbon Dating
Sunday, March 25th, 2007How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
the alien
Sunday, March 25th, 2007(Q)what did the alien say to the book?
(A)take me to your reader!
the elefant and the camal
Sunday, March 25th, 2007The Elefant said to the camel “why do you have boobs on your back” and the camel said “its a stupid Question” and then the camel says to the elefant “at least i dont have a dick on my face! ha ha ha!!!”
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yo mamma so fat
Sunday, March 25th, 2007Â that when she jumped for joy she got stuck
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YO MAMMA SO STUPID
Sunday, March 25th, 2007she thought a quarterback was a refund!!
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Sunday, March 25th, 2007how is a soyburger like a dildo?they”re subsitutes for meat!!                                                                                  Â
yo mamma
Sunday, March 25th, 2007yo mamma so poor she hangs toilet paper out to dry.
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IM GONNA GET YOU!
Sunday, March 25th, 2007One night Sandra woke up and herd a voice saying”I’m gonna get you!” so she goes down stairs and she hears the voice again “im gonna get you!”so she goes into the kitchen and hears it again”im gonna get you!”she opens the cupboard and opens a box in the cupboard and see’s her brother picking his nose!!!!!!!!ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwÂ