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There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush.  He expresses himself to the shopkeeper by imitating the action of brushing his teeth and is successful in purchasing the toothbrush.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself to the shopkeeper?
Think about it before you scroll down for the answer…

He opens his mouth and says “I would like to buy a pair of sunglasses.”

Arnold Schwartzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn’t have one,
The Pope has one but doesn’t use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
Liberace didn’t use his with women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi’s
What is it? …….……. A last name