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yo mamma’s teeth are so yellow

Joseph — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:07:15 +0000

that she makes the sun jealous.

yo mamma so old

Joseph — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:07:01 +0000

yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live

Psyched Up

Joseph — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:06:40 +0000

In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”Â Â

A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A basketball coach?”

Three Couples, No Sex

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:28:40 +0000

Three couples went in to see the minister about becoming new members of his church. The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the third couple was newly married.

Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister.

The retired couple said it was no problem at all.

The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that it was no problem.

The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint.

”Can of PAINT!” exclaimed the minister.

”Yeah,” said the newlywed man. ”She dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then. Lust took over.”

The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.

”That’s okay,” said the man. ”We’re not welcome in Home Depot either.”

Rooster and Owl

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:27:45 +0000

What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?

A cock that stays up all night!

Carbon Dating

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:27:24 +0000

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?

Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.

the alien

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:26:41 +0000

(Q)what did the alien say toÂ the book?

(A)take me to your reader!

the elefant and the camal

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:01:42 +0000

The Elefant said to the camel “why do you have boobs on your back” and the camel said “its a stupid Question” and then the camel says to the elefant “at least i dont have a dick on my face! ha ha ha!!!”

yo mamma so fat

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:00:17 +0000

Â that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

YO MAMMA SO STUPID

Joseph — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:59:47 +0000

she thought a quarterback was a refund!!